PRAISE THE LORD!!

An elderly lady was well-known for her faith and for her boldness in
talking about it. She would stand on her front porch and shout "PRAISE
THE LORD!"

Next door to her lived an atheist who would get so angry at her proclamations he would shout, "There ain't no Lord!!"

Hard
times set in on the elderly lady, and she prayed for GOD to send her
some assistance. She stood on her porch and